Ok, so I haven't actually left on my crazy travels yet. But I'm very close to doing so. My Spanglypants are just going through the wash one last time (i hope they stay Spangly!) and i'm sorting out some minor cash related issues. Until then, i'm just a-waiting.
I'm-a feeling pretty revved up for the idea of getting out of this damn country. Ok, so it's not once and for all... but well.. who knows. It might end up once and for all. I just need to get away from those pencil pushing, beaurocratic, whiny sons o- Sorry. Got ahead of myself there. I just need (and i mean NEED) to get away from the E.B.A. Before they destroy my soul.
My plan is to update this whenever I can get to the internet, which may be a little sporadic.. so uh.. don't expect it all regular like.
But, whenever I do get a chance to update it i'll inform anyone thats a-following my travels.
I'm hoping that some fairly interesting things happen. Lets hope yeah?
Signing off
D'Artagnan!
About Me
- D'Artagnan the Rabbit
Hi! I'm D'Artagnan! I was born on Easter Sunday, which pissed me off slightly considering i'm a rabbit.
I was pressganged into being one of those cheerful, generous, simpering Easter Bunnies. As you can imagine, this got old quick, and unsurprisingly I became disillusioned with my "chosen" profession and I spiralled into the depths of depression. HOWEVER...
I had to devise a plan to escape the humdrum of my job.
So, I said! "NO! Stuff this! I'm gonna buy me some SPANGLY PANTS!" Which is precisly what I did. A Blue pair.
HOWEVER... The Easter Bunny Authorities (E.B.A) did not look too kindly upon this act of rebellion and began Disciplinary Preceedings.
I, too be frank, did not appreciate this persecution.
So, I said! "NO! Stuff this! I'm going on an adventure! Before the E.B.A ruin my life FOREVER!"
So without even informing the E.B.A I walked away on my first Adventure...
To Europe!
See you all soon!
No comments:
Post a Comment